Therapy or Comedy

I don't know if this is therapy or comedy. This week alone I have received several phone calls from ex boyfriends. The first was from an ex that I had not heard from in over three years. He proceeds to tell me that essentially "the grass isn't greener on the other side of the fence."

The next call came from a dude that I can't even call an ex because we didn't even get together. He thought my feelings should have been crushed because things did work out with me. Ummm......why is it that I didn't even know he was trying?

This was followed by a call from a guy that my oldest friend and her husband both tried to set me up with. This was the most comical. Two years ago they tried to set us up on a date. He stood me up for his on again/off again girlfriend at that time. They later tried again and this time he told them that I was trying to act like his wife. News to me because I only spoke to him for that one day. Yet now he was asking if he could come to my place. HAHAHAHAHA Not!!!!

Last but not least, my most recent ex keeps calling me asking for me to come over. WTF?? Umm you broke up with me but you want me to come over.

So here comes the therapy or comedy part. First, it was satisfying to know that they realized after the fact that I was a good girlfriend. It was EXTRA satisfying to tell them NO NO and Hell to the Niggaaddyyyy Naw. LOL. It was comedy how they all seemed to think that by telling me what I already knew it would get them back into my good graces. It was also comedy to hear them all repeat almost word for word the fact that the grass isn't greener on the other side. So gentlemen of the world here is my pearl of wisdom for the day:

THE GRASS IS NOT GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE.
THE MAN WHO LIVES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE IS JUST PUTTING IN MORE WORK THAN YOU.
IF YOU WOULD PUT IN THE WORK YOUR GRASS WOULD BE JUST AS GREEN. (MAYBE EVEN GREENER.)
AND THE "GRASS" (YOUR GIRL) WILL APPRECIATE YOU FOR IT. Appreciation has its perks.